The Best (and Worst) Funniest Dad Jokes for Adults 👋
Get ready for a good laugh with our collection of the funniest dad jokes for adults! These jokes are packed with witty punchlines and clever humor that’s perfect for an older audience. From puns to one-liners, our funniest dad jokes for adults combine classic dad humor with a more mature twist. Whether you’re at a party or just hanging out, these jokes are sure to bring laughter to any occasion. Explore the best dad jokes that adults can truly appreciate!
What is the Department of Veterans Affairs in China called? VAChina.
What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack
Why did the perfume maker end up in the mental hospital? Because he stopped making scents
I'm not very good at geography But i know the name of one city in France, which is Nice.
Why a surgeon never tell a joke It was a inside joke
What's the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
My wife crashed the car listening to Adele, She was rolling in the jeep
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population? It’s called Chirpies. What’s most heartbreaking about it is that it’s... untweetable.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What’s the most popular form of photography in American high schools? Point and shoot.
Do you know why the Reddit Dragon is yellow? It's got bananas for scales
What do you call a convict with a debilitating skin disease? A Leper Con