The Best (and Worst) Funniest Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Get ready for a good laugh with our collection of the funniest dad jokes for adults! These jokes are packed with witty punchlines and clever humor that’s perfect for an older audience. From puns to one-liners, our funniest dad jokes for adults combine classic dad humor with a more mature twist. Whether you’re at a party or just hanging out, these jokes are sure to bring laughter to any occasion. Explore the best dad jokes that adults can truly appreciate!
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What's easier to get from Trump than a stimulus check? A pardon.
What did the beaver find after his home was destroyed by a flood? Not a dam thing.
I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..." It's just clique bate.
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
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Eggplants are part of the cucumber family alongside tomatoes and zuccinis making them fruits... And not eggs
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.