The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.