The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
My uncle is like a good love story Very touching
Son: Hey Dad, I was outstanding at school today. Dad: Good to hear that. What did you do?Son: Our teacher caught me cheating on the quiz. She sent me out and ordered me to stand at the hallway
What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon.
What do mosquitoes and my job have in common? They both suck and annoy the ever living piss out of me.
A student is late for a zoom class... "What took you so long?" the teacher asks."Technical difficulties" the student answers."I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?""My clock"
What do anti vaxxers kids have in common with Peter Pan? They never grow old.
Why did the NRA file for bankruptcy? Because classes are being taught virtually
With spring around the corner, Queen Elizabeth decided that the palace needed a bit of fresh air. Unfortunately, Prince Phillip began wafting out of a second story window
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles... In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn't. The flight attendant said, "Sorry, but we don't serve Peanuts on this flight."
Why did the tired traveler go to Romania? So he could Bucharest.
I tripped and hit my head on a snare drum. I think I have a percussion.
Friend: do you know that one guy who just cant have a conversation without quoting star wars? Me: well of course I know him, he is me
What do you call the Avenger that's not really part of the main group and usually only plays a small role in their missions? Peripheral Vision#