The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles
What sound does a witch's motorcycle make? BROOM, BROOOOOM!
Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic." The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."
Vincent Price is taller than Alan Price, who is heavier than Katie Price As I discovered on this Price comparison website
Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You're a sandwich!'"
How was the handsome runner described? "Dashing."
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!