The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Can you stop staring at my gf when she's breastfeeding at the mall???? When I'm thirsty I'm thirsty.
My son asked me: "would you sell me for a million dollars?!?" I said "never in a million billion years!!"He asked "what about 2 million"I said "are you kidding me?!? In this economy? Sorry little man"
I’m glad # is not called pound anymore. Otherwise, the #metoo movement would be sending the wrong message.
Why do I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing? Because I always get a hole in one