The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.