The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
People be like I am fat because my mother cooks good food... ...I am like I am single because I have strong hands.
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
Why are women so bad at parking cars? Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six.
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty. They’re my last reshorts.
I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”