The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
April 4th National School Librarian Day I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the self-help books. She said, “that sort of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?”
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming. One of them said, "I don't like the sound of those drums." And a distant voice called out "He's not our regular drummer!"
My wife and I had a huge argument when she said Jim Morrison was overrated I disagreed and she stormed out, I hate it when she slams the doors
Why do Russians prefer to eat potatoes shaped like penises? Because Russia loves dick-taters.
Man: Hello, is this hotel manager speaking? Manager: Yes. What happened Sir?Man: My wife is arguing with me and saying that she will jump out of the window.Manger : Sorry Sir, this is your personal issue, we cannot help.Man: I know, I know but I want help because the window is not opening.
What I if told you… That you read the top line wrong?
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Roses are red, violet's are blue When I listen to rock music. My neighbours do too.