The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call an illegal game show? Steal or No Steal
When I was in Japan I was asked by a woman on the train, "What's black and white and red all over?" "Wow" I replied. "You speak English?"She replied, "Just a riddle".
Today I got 150 Valentines cards, I was totally shocked and breathless The security guard at Hallmark gave quite a chase!
Three Chinese friends Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United StatesIn order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu..... decided to travel back to China.
Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? It's rated "Arrrrrrr."
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!