The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
My mom got upset at me for mercy killing my brother when we were playing Call of Duty I don’t understand He didn’t even struggle when I pressed the pillow over his face
What do you call someone who refuses to drink anything other than alkaline water? A basic bitch.
My brain is like a library of film facts that I barely even remember IMDumB
Not to be alarming but, BEEP BEEP BEEP
Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a poo.
My wife is a pain in the arse, but I'll always buy her flowers. Fucks with her hay-fever.
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.
My top 5 favourite vegetables 1. Tomato2. Lettuce
My grandmother was extremely anti-Union. She always used to tell me that things “won’t get better if I picket”
What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer.
If a mass of beef fat is 'tallow', and mass of pig fat is 'lard', what is a mass of human fat called? 'American'.Just kidding, it's actually called 'Yo Momma'.
What do you call a guy who jumps off the 3rd floor balcony into the pool and misses? An ambulance
An angry robber at a Russian bank threatens to kill everyone. Goes up to a teller "I'm gonna kill you! I'm so angry. What's your name?" "Olga," replies the terrified teller. "Oh, I'm not gonna kill you, my mother's name was Olga" Turns to a 6'4'' security guard "I'm gonna kill you then. What's your name?" Guard: "My name is Boris, but my friends call me Olga"
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I'm trying to put him off. I'm convinced his life will be in ruins.