The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You're a sandwich!'"
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
How was the handsome runner described? "Dashing."
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.