The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
What do you called it when a Stoner, a Jedi and a Surgeon walk into a bar? Blunt Force Trauma
The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say... ..."This is the whey"(Sorry)
I'll never forget my Uncles last words on his death bed "I am your Father"Still doing the Star Wars impressions right to the end.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
Now that Lucasfilm is owned by Disney . . . Will ILM be removing the Notre Dame Cathedral from the Hunchback cartoon?
I thought I saw a Direwolf, but it turns out it was just a regular wolf. I can't believe I got the two confused, the differences are Stark.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution? HDMI
Here's an old one. Who curses the most in Star Wars? R2-D2, everything he says is bleeped out.