The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women’s lingerie. But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)
What happens when Darth Vader sneezes? George Lucas yells "Cut!"
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
I’m a huge fan of foreign martial arts, so I went to Thailand for an MMA competition Somebody must have given me the directions to a local Star Wars convention instead because all I see are Thai Fighters
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
What do you call a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future. The Man Delorean