The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. ​ After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".

How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.

Why did the ant name its middle segment "Stormbreaker"? Because that was its Thor axe.

I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.

Why didn't they let Yoda name the dinosaurs? Because the do-or-do-not-ceratops sounds fucking stupid.

I visited a load of French towns doing impressions of Star Trek characters. Dunkirk?Yea, did all of them.

Jonathon Ross forgot to record the new Star Wars film... What a wookie mistake

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.

The band A Flock of Seagulls is not concerned with WWIII. They've stated that conflicts typically happen with neighboring countries. And Iraaaaan...Iran's so far awaaaay....

How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.

My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids. However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

Party games are so different in the Star Wars galaxy... For example on Earth you bob for apples, but on Tatooine you Bib Fortuna.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'

The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say... ..."This is the whey"(Sorry)

Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…