The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale
Apparently there’s a battle for the rights to Star Wars aftershave. It’s “The Cologne Wars.”
In Zack Snyders Justice League, Barry Allen breaks a window simply by touching it. This is because windows no longer supports Flash.
A simple joke for Starwars fans Where do Sith lords go shopping?The Darth Maul
My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone
Who's the fruitiest character in Star Wars? The Mangolorian.(Made up for an eight year old)
What do you call King Henry VIII when he’s in the air? An altitudor
My girlfriend left me because I’m a big Star Wars fan Looks like tonight I’ll be Han Solo.
Why do jedi always burn their pancakes? Because they wont turn over to the dark side.
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
Friend: do you know that one guy who just cant have a conversation without quoting star wars? Me: well of course I know him, he is me