The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
Do you know what the internal temperature of a tauntaun is? Luke warmSeemed appropriate with all the Hoth stuff floating around.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Why did Bilbo Baggins always smoke pipeweed after every meal? IDK, force of hobbit I guess
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was going to get him for Father’s Day? He sensed his presents
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
When James Earl Jones auditioned for Darth Vader, George Lucas told him he had to have a Mid-Atlantic accent. So, he went and bought a scuba air tank, and the rest is history.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1