The Best (and Worst) Valentine’s Day Dad Jokes 👋
Add some love and laughter to your Valentine’s Day with our collection of Valentine’s Day dad jokes! These jokes combine the sweet sentiment of the holiday with the classic humor of dad jokes. Whether you’re sharing them with your partner, kids, or friends, our Valentine’s Day dad jokes are perfect for spreading love and laughter. Explore the funniest love-themed dad jokes to make your Valentine’s Day even more memorable!
Why is Only Fans so cheap in Alabama? Family discount.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
A broken drum is the best gift for Christmas You just can't beat it. On the other hand, a wife would be the worst gift because you definitely can...
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
If your man comes home late at night smelling of strange perfume... You're probably getting perfume for Christmas.
When Santa enters a house to give stuff to kids he’s a hero and a amazingly kind man When I do it I get arrested for “trespassing” and “being a child predator”
A man walks into a Halloween party wearing nothing but his underpants and has a woman stuck on his back His friends see him and ask "What are you supposed to be?""A turtle" the man replied"What? How is that a turtle? and why is there a woman on your back? the friends ask"Oh, thats just Michelle"
If the Swan represents happiness, then what bird symbolizes true love? The Swallow.(This is my third anniversary posting this joke on a time line near Valentines. My yearly repost if you will)
Got in trouble with wife last night.... I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova. She said "Because I am so hot?"I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."
What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card? "I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"
Why do doctors make more money from circumcisions than other types of procedures? It's the only procedure in which they collect tips!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he’s dressed up as and he responds “I’m a snail!” That’s M’Shell on my back
Valentine night for Men. I have booked a dim lit table for two tonight for me and the Wife.I just hope the fuck she likes Snooker....
What kind of television is gay? An LG TV