The Best (and Worst) Valentine’s Day Dad Jokes 👋
Add some love and laughter to your Valentine’s Day with our collection of Valentine’s Day dad jokes! These jokes combine the sweet sentiment of the holiday with the classic humor of dad jokes. Whether you’re sharing them with your partner, kids, or friends, our Valentine’s Day dad jokes are perfect for spreading love and laughter. Explore the funniest love-themed dad jokes to make your Valentine’s Day even more memorable!
What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper? A fizzician!I’ll see myself outEdit: I guess adding mentos to this joke was a good idea...Thanks for the gold and silvers!Happy New Years y’all!
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife... She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one." He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
Is your name Jasmine? Because you've always got Aladdin side you.
My girlfriend got her period in the middle of February. I guess that makes her My Bloody Valentine.
My son is a man trapped in a woman’s body He'll be born in March
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
My wife said she wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. So I took a photo of her hair!
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Roses are red, violets are violet Start getting it right, or I'm getting violent.
My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos; Which is going to be extremely hard...
My wife always cheats when we play board games Just last night, we were all playing Monopoly in the den and she was next-door fucking the neighbor.
Had me a Barack Obama valentines day. Obama self.