The Best (and Worst) Valentine’s Day Dad Jokes 👋

Add some love and laughter to your Valentine’s Day with our collection of Valentine’s Day dad jokes! These jokes combine the sweet sentiment of the holiday with the classic humor of dad jokes. Whether you’re sharing them with your partner, kids, or friends, our Valentine’s Day dad jokes are perfect for spreading love and laughter. Explore the funniest love-themed dad jokes to make your Valentine’s Day even more memorable!
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It wasn't a great day at the zoo.
Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.