Pun-Tastic Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan 👋

What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.

What do houses wear? An address.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!

What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.

If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.

My doctor was really impressed with the amount of hair I had on the scalp for my hair transplant However, he was a *bit* concerned that the scalp was not mine

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud? His life had its prose and cons.

What genre are national anthems? Country.

What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'

What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time

What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.

With all the bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, authorities are planning to rename the city They’re aiming for Kabum

I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'"