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How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What genre are national anthems? Country.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.