Pun-Tastic Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan 👋

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

What do you call a flying dinosaur that uses its hands to see? A tactiledactyl

What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.

Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.

You know the difference between a woman attending Sunday morning mass and a woman taking a Friday night bath? One has hope in her soul; the other has soap in her hole.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.

Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.

Did you hear about the fiasco surrounding the reward for the prettiest cat butt? It was a huge cat ass trophy

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!

My cousin decided to try parkour, so he jumped off a single floor hotel. Anyway, to make a long story short would've helped. Funeral's Thursday.

Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, my subcontractors are still working on it, we're behind schedule, my credit line and bank facilities won't get approved because my auditor won't release a clean audit report......it's a mess.

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'