The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Why do I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing? Because I always get a hole in one
Owls: I do not know What, Where, When, or Why I only know who
A tough old rancher once told his grandson that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously, and he lived to be 97. When he died, he left behind 14 children, 27 grandchildren, 34 great-grandchildren and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.