The Best (and Worst) Birthday Dad Jokes 👋
Make any birthday celebration extra special with our collection of birthday dad jokes! From hilarious puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes are the perfect way to add humor to your birthday greetings. Whether you’re cracking jokes for friends, family, or colleagues, our birthday dad jokes are sure to bring laughs and create unforgettable moments. Perfect for dads who love to joke around on birthdays, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Explore the funniest birthday dad jokes to make every celebration more fun!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year Hers is in February and mine in July
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What did the teddy bear say after blowing out the birthday candles? No thanks I’m stuffed!
A customer walks into a bank... ...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
My son asked me: "would you sell me for a million dollars?!?" I said "never in a million billion years!!"He asked "what about 2 million"I said "are you kidding me?!? In this economy? Sorry little man"
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
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Grandson Talking to His Grandfather: "Grandpa, after 65 years of marriage, you still call Grandma 'sweetheart', 'darling' and 'honey'. What's your secret to keeping the flame burning?"Grandpa: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I don't dare ask"
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!