The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
I’m a huge fan of foreign martial arts, so I went to Thailand for an MMA competition Somebody must have given me the directions to a local Star Wars convention instead because all I see are Thai Fighters
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
There was a birch tree and a beach tree next to each other and a small tree growing in between. The birch says, oh, that is a son of birch. The beach tree says no, that's a son of a beach. They argue back and forth a while before seeing a woodpecker. They decide to let the woodpecker decide.... ....Well, it this a son of birch or a son of beach? The woodpecker says, " It is in fact neither a son of birch Or a son of a beach. This my friends, is the best piece of ash, I have ever stuck my pecker in"
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.