The Best (and Worst) Grandad Jokes 👋
Bring some classic humor to the family with our collection of grandad jokes! These jokes celebrate the charm, wisdom, and wit of grandfathers everywhere. From clever puns to heartwarming one-liners, our grandad jokes are perfect for sharing with the older generation and everyone who loves a good laugh. Explore the funniest jokes that will make granddad smile and the whole family chuckle!
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar ...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar ...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
My dad literally told me this one last week: 'Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.'
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder.. ..to find exactly 32 of them.
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That’s a lot of pressure.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
My old Gramps used to say "If you've got a screwdriver set, an adjustable spanner and a soldering iron you can fix anything!" Senile old cunt, I've just made a right fucking mess of my niece's poorly gerbil.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.