The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.