The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Good thing I had a CVS receipt in my wallet... The men’s room was out of toilet paper.
I asked our security specialist, “How did the hackers get away?” Miffed, he shrugged and answered, “No idea. They ransomware.”
I’m glad # is not called pound anymore. Otherwise, the #metoo movement would be sending the wrong message.
What did the dollar say to the yen? You are so invaluable, it doesn’t even make cents!
“Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?” “ I don’t know, but Alaska.”
Today I found a Youtube channel about moss They told me to lichen subscribe
Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library. Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.He said, "I wonder if the have any colored printers."I replied, "Geeze, Terrell, it's 2021, use whatever printer you want."
I got startled by my timer going off. It was alarming.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
My new sweater had a problem with static so I returned it. They gave me a new one free of charge.