The Best (and Worst) Winter & Christmas Dad Jokes 👋
Celebrate the chilly season with our collection of winter & Christmas dad jokes! From snowflakes to stockings, these jokes are packed with holiday cheer and classic dad humor. Whether you’re gathering around the Christmas tree or just enjoying the winter weather, our winter & Christmas dad jokes will bring some extra warmth and laughter to your festive celebrations. Explore the funniest holiday-themed dad jokes that are sure to make your season bright!
Why was the polar bear relaxed when watching TV? Because he found a cool channel
Yesterday, I watched women's beach volleyball, and 10 minutes into the game there was a wrist injury.But by tomorrow I should be fine..
What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop? Just-ice.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
They’re having a great sale in person at the mall for Black Friday Everything is buy one, get achoo free
Watching Queen's Gambit really put me in the holiday spirit. Especially the scene where the player are in the hotel lobby bragging about the matches they won I love chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
Can February March? No, but April May!
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
Do you know what the biggest state is in the US? DaNile it has a population of 74million.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!! Even years after hearing this, it's still my favorite winter joke.