The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Teachers from other countries make fun of the US education system Sure, we don’t teach evolution everywhere, but I don’t see your countries volunteering to demonstrate natural selection in schools across the country.

I'm surprised the pandemic has lasted this long. I thought trump trusted doctors to fix his mistakes before they hit 9 months

Did you hear about the cocaine addicted improv actor? He was constantly thinking about his next line

Stormy Daniels should run for president If we're going to have an inept asshole in office I'd rather have a bleached inept asshole

Don't forget to tip your server, that's what they always say... But then I got fired from the Google Datacenter.

What does a Japanese Soldier and a Actor have in common? When they get discovered, their career blows up.

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!

Some crocodiles got together to write parody songs. It's a pun croc band.

What do you call a cheese factory from the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.

I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.