The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What do you call two dogs breathing heavily? A pair of pants
Japan, Korea, and China go trick or treating. Japan and Korea receive candy while China gets opium.Britain was at the door.Credit to u/TheSnipenieer for the inspirational post.
My son asked me: "would you sell me for a million dollars?!?" I said "never in a million billion years!!"He asked "what about 2 million"I said "are you kidding me?!? In this economy? Sorry little man"
Three blondes are walking when they come across tracks. The first blondes says “I know these, they’re deer tracks!” The second says “No! They’re bear tracks” Finally the third speaks up and says “Your both wrong! They’re obviously fox trails!” They were still arguing when the train hit them.