The Best (and Worst) Seasonal Dad Jokes Collection 👋
Enjoy a year-round laugh with our Seasonal Dad Jokes Collection! Packed with jokes tailored to each season, this collection features funny puns and punchlines that fit perfectly with summer, fall, winter, and spring. Whether you’re celebrating a holiday or just enjoying the changing weather, our seasonal dad jokes bring humor to every time of year. Explore the funniest jokes for every season and keep the laughter flowing throughout the year!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans. After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.
Europe is like a fridge You have the freezing cold part at the top Then in the middle, you have cheese, cold meat, and a good drinks selectionThen down the bottom corner, there's just turkey and grease
Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding. The citizens of Cairo are still in denial
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What kind of beer do Canadians get when they head towards the bathroom. IPA
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
It’s significantly harder for athletes to perform in todays temperatures I’ve read in the newspaper that the Government has forbidden fans at sport events
9 months from now there will be a baby boom. 13 years later will give rise to the next generation, known as Quarenteens.
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.