The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
PROMOTION Employee: Sir, I hope it’s okay that I replace the former manager who just died. Boss: I’m totally fine with it. But maybe the funeral home won’t allow it.
A rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane... The plane is full of kids but only has 2 parachutes. The black guy grabs one and bails immediately.Rabbi: Give me the last parachute!Priest: But what about the kids?Rabbi: FUCK THE KIDS!Priest: Do we have time?!
What do you call a possum that goes back for seconds on soup A more-soupial
Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW) You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.
I know a surgeon that puts ograns back in upsidedown I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall' to her. I said "Maybe...".
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.