The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.
(written by my 13-year-old son) What do you call a pig with herpes? A warthog.
I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."