The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
help shark The other day i was at the beach when i saw a guy in the sea flailing about and shouting "help shark help shark" i thought its nice that he is asking the shark for help but he should probably call the lifeguard instead
I have read that symptoms of the Covid19 virus can include loss of smell and taste. Well I don't know about your sense of smell.... But judging by your hair and clothes I think you might've had this disease for quite some time.
I got fired from the sandpaper factory They said I was too abrasive
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid They always tasted worse than the other crayons
What’s tighter than a dead virgin? My alibi
Where do owls go to buy their young baby clothes? At the owlet malls
It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground. A daisy duke if you will.
Q: What do you call a talkative Trekkie? A: William Chatner!
My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!
I remember doing a book report in elementary school on, "Fifty Shades of Grey". I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".
What do you call a Snowman's jizz? Jack Frost
I killed the glove industry With my bare hands
What do monsters like to watch movies on? Wide scream TVs.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.