The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
My new year's resolution is to do less drugs No wait, _fewer_ drugs—it's to do fewer drugs
Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child. However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
You ever notice that all Dillards are basically the same and only exist in malls? You know what they say though... ...when you've seen one Dillards, you've seen a mall.
A man touched a bare wire to see what would happen. What happened next shocked him. He remained unharmed.
A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, "Do you have any colored printers?" To which the clerk responds, "It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."
Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized
What did the chef say when a customer accused him of making spiceless food? That's a basil-less accusation!
When is a pig not pork. When you cook it with pine nuts, it’s a pork you pine.
Why is E the nicest letter? Because all the others are naughty.
"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?" "No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs.""Why the two dogs?" "See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"
The U.S. is currently at 34 people / km2 while India is at 424 people / km2... ...but actually, the U.S.'s population is a lot denser.
Why do pirates like to play the lottery so much? They really love ArrrrNG!
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.
Sunday: Greg. Monday: Ian. Tuesday: Greg. Wednesday: Ian. Thursday: Greg. Friday: Ian. Saturday: Greg So this is how the Gregorian calendar was created.