The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
What do you call a bunch of whites guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Michelangelo's Statue of David is one of the most important artworks ever created with marble But I've always taken it for granite.
NASA just announced discovery of oil on Mars Humans^* are finally going to Mars^* US Army
Fat shaming is wrong. They have enough on their plate already.
I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews. I made the comment that he wasn’t a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin’ Terry.
Just burned 2,000 calories....... That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
American discovery mapping error (with the right to offend) The Spanish Cartography Society summoned their voyaging artist, Amerigo Vespucci, to explain what his purported maps of India depicted instead of the standard, approved reality.AV famously stated, "Um.. err.. I ca.."
I had a health form for my doctor to fill out today. He reached into his pocket and pulled out an old mercury thermometer. “Shit,” he said. “Some asshole has my pen!”
The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983..
I own a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt Unfortunately, Stradivari was a horrible painter, and Rembrandt knew nothing about making violins.
Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system... and it has a 1-star rating.
Your first time is like a box of chocolates You finish so much faster them you thought
My wife was so excited that she pulled something out of her closet from 10 years ago that still fits.. "Can you believe it? After 10 years and it still fits!""Babe, it's a fucking scarf!"
If you were trying to seduce a squirrel You'd have to be pretty nuts
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY