The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
Finally my winter fat has gone - now I have spring rolls.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.