The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file. I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.
I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em’ will be dead in the next few months anyway.... ....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers
A man visits Harvard Visitor in Harvard Square: "Excuse me, where's the library at?"Harvard student: "Sir, this is Harvard. We don't end our sentences with prepositions."Visitor: "Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to ask, where's the library at, asshole?"
What has a 1000 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.
“Roses are red, violets are red, if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.” \-Stalin 1946
A redneck couple gets pregnant, what will they have? Either a niece or a nephew.
What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke.(Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)