The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.