The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
A kid walks out in a Tortoise costume,why are you wearing that costume?” Mother: why are you wearing that costume?Kid: I’m going to that costume partyMother: isn’t that next year?Kid: yeah, but I’m a Tortoise...
The world is your oyster... Anybody know how to shuck it, cause I'm lost
Why are there no churches in space? Without gravity there can be no mass.
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours. Guess women are the ones full of shit.
What did i do to escape Iraq? IranDon’t worry this story Israel
Not to spoil the Eclipse for anyone tomorrow but... Bella chooses Edward.
I try to learn from my mistakes, but it's hard when they can't even wipe their own ass.
I bought one of those memory foam pillows the other day... ... Uh, I forgot what I was going to say about that.
So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.
I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease. Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.
I'm hoping for a peaceful transition of power if Trump looses. Just like Germany did in April 30, 1945.
My government is spreading obviously false covid-19 info about x-mas parties Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?
Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever It makes no scents
I told my Dad that crazy people have taken over the White House He said, "So nothing new then"