The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
What do you call Batman when he keeps skipping mass? Christian Bale.
What do you call a lotion that makes your eyes wet Moist-your-eyes
Cat puns really freak meowt I am not Kitten.
Why should you do up your zipper when you go to Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out
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An accused criminal is brought before a judge... The judge says, "You stand accused of stealing five million dollars' worth of gold bars. How do you plead?""Not guilty, your honour.""Bail is set at five million dollars." The judge slams his gavel down."Do you accept payment in gold?"
Picking sexual partners is a lot like shopping for fruit. People look down on you if you pick the ones that got shipped here in a box.
They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.
The vagina... The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!
Only 2010's kids will get this. Polio and shingles.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.