The Best (and Worst) Actually Funny Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of actually funny dad jokes! This category features the best dad jokes that aren’t just cheesy, but genuinely hilarious. Perfect for those who appreciate quick wit and clever punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or just need a good laugh, our actually funny dad jokes will hit the mark every time. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends and family chuckle!
What is Donald Trump’s favorite sports team? The Dodgers
So my family is considering matching tattoos. My eldest sister recommends flowers.My middle sister recommends fruits.My youngest sister recommends Pokemon.Me? I suggest we get dinosaurs so I can show my ass cheek and get a tattoo of a Mega-Sore-Ass.
Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."
If I swallow two pieces of string, they will come out the other end tied together. I shit you knot.
As a Nevadan, I'm tired of people insinuating that we can't count. We are a great state filled with intelligent people. In fact, I can list off 20 ways we are better than our neighboring states. Just let me take my shoes and socks off first.
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... "I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."
What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution
Drugs are a lot like my coworkers My wife does most of them
By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly "A man who lays with another man should be stoned"Edit : Thanks for the silver kind strangers
If a tree falls in the woods It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.
An r/classicialmusic mod removed this one when I posted it. What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? A bull has the horns in front and the asshole in back.
I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. She's an animal in bed.
What sound would Gordon Ramsay make if he were a dinosaur? ITS FUCKING RAW!
Every time I pull down my pants women scream at the size of my massive... Kneecap. It's starting to worry me now.