The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What concert costs just 45 cents 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes. I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.
I can’t believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19! It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.
Did you know the 80's pop band "A Flock of Seagulls" is gaining alot of attention in the middle east? They're getting really popular in Pakistan, Afghanistan And Iran, I ran so far away!
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
What do you call Batman when he's hurt? Bruised Wayne.
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.