The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Clothes, but no cigar.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.