The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.
I was going to make a Star Wars joke today... But I didn't want to fourth it.
Dickens: I wrote a book about ghosts **Publisher:** we need a christmas book**Dickens:** *[adding, like, 4 words]* I wrote a book about christmas ghosts
Jay Leno went to Morgan Freeman’s house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freeman’s carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank... Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named
I ran into a dwarf today with my shopping cart. I said “Oh man, are you okay?!” He said “I’m not happy!” I said “Well which one are ya then?!”
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'