The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Can February March? No, but April May!
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1