The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
A fisherman and his fish A fisherman caught a fish so big that he dislocated his shoulders describing it.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
Why is the Gold Coast called the Gold Coast? Because the country it's in is called *Au*stralia. If it were the Silver Coast, it'd be *Ag*stralia.
What is it called when Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up? Alloys.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.