The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”