The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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My grandson Edit: please go easy on this joke - my 15 year old daughter made it.
Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says," Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"Paddy says, "What's his name?"Mick replies, "Miles, from London."
A Statistician is playing darts The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Girl, are you the secant of angle Z? Cuz you sure are sec(Z)
What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.
At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, 'How did that toast get into the cage?''It was bread in captivity' she replied.
The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry. Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time. And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.
A guy walking down the road ,comes across a farmer. This farmer has boxes upon upon boxes of peaches, in the middle of nowhere mind you. The guy, buys a few peaches and asks the farmer, “what do you do with this massive amount of peaches”The farmer replies ‘well we sell what we can, and what we can’t we can.’
What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale
Last night, a thief stole the flight of stairs I need to climb to get into my 3rd floor apartment. That's messed up on so many levels!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse
My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.
It's my cake day, so better post a joke about cakes... Why couldn't the Teddy bear finish his birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed...Sorry, I'll do better next year - definitely Muffin that I will repeat again!
Why did the tiny fruit farmer move to Minnesota? He was Mini-apple-less!